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Pennsylvania spleen splitter

When two guys are having rough sex and one guy usually the dominant male jumps from the top of the couch or bed and inserts his penis into the other males rectum with so much force he punctures the guys spleen. He then proceeds to fill him with so much cum that his spleen splits open and cum and blood drip out of the asshole.
Did you hear that Jake’s in the hospital? Peter preformed the Pennsylvania spleen splitter on him at Seibers house!
by Billybobjakins March 6, 2026
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dollop of spleen

A bit of anger.

A dollop, of course, is a small lump of something--generally a colloidal food, such as sour cream or whipped cream.

"Spleen" means anger. This is no doubt related to the fact that the spleen was thought to be one of the four organs associated with the humours involving emotion--specifically it was thought to excrete black bile. whose Greek name gives us the word "melancholy".

As such, you might expect "spleen" to mean "sad", but perhaps it's better understood as "grumpy", at least when served up in dollop-sized quantities.
"If the force of gravity varies with altitude, how would that affect the height of the drop?" asked Daniel Waterhouse.

"Do it at sea-level," said Hooke, with a dollop of spleen.
by L K B M July 20, 2016
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jizzeroni and spleege

Friend 1: “Dude i just got fired”
Friend 2: “Oh damn bro. Are u good tho?”
Friend 1: “Hey man, jizzeroni and spleege.”
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Obligatory e-ing of the splendiferous

in these terms "the splendiferous" stands for either people who are playing halo 1 while hacking, or the renowned Ethan Romano of the greydwarfs. obligatory e-ing represents the action of naming your hampster "e" in retaliation the the court system of the game "Ideuns balls" and how you are obligated to preform this action due to the 34th law of fred
The obligatory e-ing of the splendiferous absolutely destroyed Sexy Seans reputation as a zaza hacker.
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