South Carolina

The capitol is Columbia, again making South Carolina well-known by being one of the worst capitols in the United States. They insisted on hanging a confederate flag above their capitol building until a few years ago when someone from another state brought an updated calendar to show them what year it was. Although they were shocked to hear the war was over, they did proclaim the south would "rise again," and this is commonly seen on the back of pickup trucks throughout the state driven by men with an average IQ of 40 and with four of his six children sitting in the bed of the truck playing with empty beer cans on the way back home from church. The only place of any worth in the entire state is Hilton Head Island. The majority of its residents are those from the northeast. That being said, Hilton Head is really beautiful, clean, and most of the residents speak English, with the exception of those who mow your lawn. Everywhere else is fairly unremarkable. If you're into tacky tourist attractions, go no further than Myrtle Beach. It's like an overweight, glue-sniffing southern counterpart to Las Vegas. Best avoided. In conclusion, if you're looking for your lost "rebel" identity and enjoy bathing in mediocrity, go no further than South Carolina. If you want uptight bitches from Charleston to tell you how southern "culture" is all about being classy and hospitable, ask her why that street down the road has twelve black families with the same last name as her.

Clueless A: "Man, South Carolina is so great. Palmetto State rules! Go Cocks!"

Clueless B: "Fuck yeah bro, I can't wait until I graduate from Clemson and go into construction!"

Voice of Reason: "You're both fucking nitwits, you have either Georgia, North Carolina or Florida to go to with infinite more possibilities but you choose to say in this infested backwater slum."

Clueless A and B: "Clemson rules! The south will rise again! Hey, where's my John Deere hat?"

by tkunming November 9, 2009

South Jersey

The better part of Jersey, which includes anything south of I-95.

We support secession from North Jersey, and have a dialect similar to that of a Philadelphian.

South Jerseyite: Hey, where's the WaWa? I need a hoagie and some water.
North Jersyite: What's a 'wooter', 'wawa', and 'hoagie'?

SJ: *silence*
NJ: What?
SJ: Go away, asshole.

by KL-Gaming June 18, 2009

South Bend

A town with more bars than churches and schools combined. And where the exceptable form of everyday entertainment is to go to the american legion post and drink every night of the week. Bringing your kids along to play pool is also common.

"Lets go down to the Legion in South Bend and drink and hussle pool kids!"

by Einstein White January 8, 2009

South Carolina

A state that tries its best to convince the rest of America that it only consists of Charleston, Hilton Head, and Myrtle Beach. Unfortunatley it is also filled with about a million other square miles of nothing. South Carolina also has a program where children are taught from birth that going to Clemson University is the only thing worth living for, because they know that otherwise every kid who graduates from high school would immediatley move out of state. It pays for this program using an "Education Lottery" that preys on poor minorities. Once a South Carolinian graduates from Clemson they are then forced to move back to the small town where they grew up, and start their own family where they raise another batch of classy rednecks who aspire for mediocrity.

Me: what do you want to do with your life?
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
Me: but I mean like after that...
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
Me: do you like want to stay in South Carolina your whole life?
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!

by SC 4 now July 31, 2006

South Boston

A small town in Southern Virginia.

It's an odd mixture of ghetto, redneck, middle-class conservatism. The poverty level is through the roof and ignorance runs rampant. The only good thing is that the cost of living in extremely low, that's about it.

Scene in South Boston:

(Rafael)- Hello, good sir. How are you today?

(Billie)- Whachu want, faggot? Get cher Obama lovin' ass outta my sight!

Typical.

by That Guy 765 May 22, 2009

south shore

everyday after school and in the summer, just as the weather reaches 70, students at THS pack anywhere from 5-12 kids in their shitty beat up cars and drive to LC's South Shore. By day, the beach is gorgeous and everyone knows that THE spot is directally in front of the parking lot, or past the pee pond on the other side of the fence.

Girls tend to wear close to nothing, tan w/ obnoxiously huge sunglasses and wait to spot people they know, call them to their spot, talk for a while and when they walk away make fun of how their packing an extra 5 pounds on their ass. Sometimes they build up enough courage to enter the waters neer the rocks and stike up a convorsation w/ the "surfers." Occational volleyball playing neer the tide too.
For the dudes its all about how many chicks numbers they can get. Also nipple peek-a-boo contests will be held. Trucker hats, avaitors, and a shaved chest are a must when you have a penis at south shore. Football, soccer, volleyball and sometimes hackey sacks are played with awaiting the night time spendor of the Shore.

but by night is a whooole diffrent story. All the old people, small chirldren, and fat chicks leave by 5. This is when the real partying begins. Fires are made by the pits and BYOB is a way of life. Everyone comes together around 1 fire, mingling is importang. There is nothing better than sitting by the fire, someone palying an acustic guitar in the background and swiggin' a Bud Light.

South Shore is the highlight of my life. 09' so fineeee

by Ilovesouthshorebeach June 14, 2007

South Side Jamaca queens

South Jamaica, known colloquially as Southside, is a neighborhood in the New York City borough of Queens, located south of downtown Jamaica, the Long Island Rail Road tracks Jamaica Avenue and Liberty Avenue. The western border is the Van Wyck Expressway, and it continues in the east towards the neighboring community of St. Albans and to Merrick Boulevard.

Notable residents

* Pharoahe Monch, Rapper.

* Bob Beamon, Olympic Athlete and world record holder in the long jump for 23 years.1

* Rafer Alston, NBA Basketball Player.2

* 50 Cent, Rapper *the best rapper ever*

* Lloyd Banks, Rapper

* Nicki Minaj, Rapper, Singer.

* Lamar Odom, Los Angeles Lakers Small Forward, 2x NBA Champion

* Tony Yayo, Rapper

* Lost Boyz, Rap Group

* Onyx, Rap Group

* L'vel Maraj (Jalen Burnette),Singer, Rapper

* Waka Flocka Flame, Rapper

Where was 50 cent born ?
you dont know ?! South Side Jamaca queens

by Thisis50cent March 20, 2011