Shrimp basket

A bowel movement that is hot, spicy and comes out like soft peanut butter but once it hits the water it breaks apart into small curled shrimp like floating pieces of poop
Resembling a fried shrimp basket that you would get at a local bar

Damn Cuzzo I just dropped a straight shrimp basket On foenem grave. Looks fresh out the fryer

by Bizzletwix May 31, 2025

shrimp scampi

to have foreplay or intercourse.

“Anne and Henry made shrimp scampi before marriage!”

“yo you and your girl made shrimp scampi yet?”

“nah she’s celibate, so no shrimp scampi for me”

by m&ewashere June 3, 2025

SPICY SHRIMP SOUP

The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.

"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."

"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025

scoliotic shrimp syndrome

When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)

Divi: That crippling artist’s back is so bent over!
Angi: They must have scoliotic shrimp syndrome!

by live laugh yarn December 27, 2022

Shrimp

1. gorg face but ugly body
2. ugly face but gorg body

“That one girl on tiktok is a shrimp”

by 1422<333 January 2, 2023

trailer shrimp

Cockroaches. Especially the larger ones sometimes called "Waterbugs" by people who don't want to admit they have giant roaches.

Hey man, do you want to go over to Cletus's place? He said he was making dinner.

Hell no, that place is crawling with trailer shrimp.

by TrailerShrimp July 4, 2023

Willy’s Shrimp Shack

When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.

Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?

Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!

by WillyTheWankTank August 1, 2023