shrek

absolute sexiness, nice-looking, aesthetically pleasing, shrek is a very sexy boy

damn, you are a shrek, shreeeeeekkkkkkkkk

by secret potato hater August 7, 2019

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when ur mate does a green shit

god dayum it smells of ass some1 has done a shrek

by agamaga July 12, 2022

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SHREK is the most SMExyist person on the planet earth. he tells us that an onion has layers plus donkey dick has layers. if you hate this GOD of a beast than yeah

ALLL MIGHTEY SHREK WE LOVE YOU

by reee765 May 21, 2021

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The sexiest man to ever walk the swamp and no one can tell me otherwise

Shrek is so groovy

by Gossipgorl October 16, 2019

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The seggsiest, cutest, hottest man alive.
He has soft, green skin, beautiful polite hazelnut eyes and two cute feelers. This adorable ogre also wears baggy whitish clothes with brown belt and cute vest probably from animal skin.
He appears in many memes such as: pursed lips Shrek, Shrek crocs, I'm calling the police, I believe in Shrek supremacy, Shrek is love, Shrek is life and many more.

Person 1: ,,Dude how is Shrek so hot??"
Person2: ,,IKR I want to spank him so bad🥵"

by shartisseggsybutnotasShrek May 6, 2021

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Daddy.

Person 1: damn who's that green ogre over there he's so hot OMG
Person 2: OMG is that Shrek?!
Person 1: you're kidding
Person 2: AAAAAHHHH IT'S SHREK!!!
*people run over and ambush Shrek because he is daddy*

by Gopnickmcblyat August 8, 2018

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