Dick-riding

A person who rides dick

Person 1: Did you see the dick-riding skills on that guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah man, atleast he isn't a rosianso

by That hoe. July 29, 2018

Red Riding Hood'd

When you're administering "Surprise Love" (aka, struggle snuggle) on your new found love and she pepper sprays you. Use your hands to wipe the liquid off your face, wipe it on your pecker and reinsert. That'll teach her.

I finally was able to meet Mabel in the dark alley down the street, for our first "date". She obviously had other plans and pepper sprayed me while I was balls deep. I knew then, she just wanted to be Red Riding Hood'd.

by SiteOpsGuru January 18, 2019

riding dirty

Trying to drive your car with an un plugged playsation/x box controller

Chamillionaires passangeer is riding dirty

by RyanFromTheBadLands July 16, 2006

riding your bike

when a person goes off in la-la land. They sometimes drool, hang thier tounge out and stair into space. if you have long, ugly hair it is especially true.

"Sam, stop riding your bike and pay attention!"

by mlb2010 January 15, 2007

riding dirty

having sex with a dirtbag whore

if you have sex with any girl that dylan has had sex with, then your riding dirty(mikes sister and krista)

by Super Cool Ben October 7, 2006

Horse riding

horse riding is an activity NOT a sport. If you find any other information it is FAKE NEWS

person 1: oh horse riding is not a sport

person 2: yeh it’s activity

by void gender April 22, 2020

riding the sheep

mensturation, a woman's period, most specifically small African girls with no other means of sanitary pads.

(There's a commercial, about poor African girls who can't go to school because they have their period.)

Me: Can't they just, I don't know....grab some wool or grass or something and shove it in there? I mean, what did any woman do in, like, olden times?

Boyfriend: Better yet...she could just ride a sheep for a few days.

Me: That's fantastic. Riding the sheep!!

by Kim H January 8, 2008