Penguinized

A person who relatively looks and or acts like a penguin.Noticible symptoms of someone being penguinized are when they walk they waddle they usually wear sweatshirts no matter how hot it is and is of lower intelligence then average human.

Wow Anthony ballofsteel looks like hes been penguinized.

by HunterXXX951 August 5, 2010

Penguin Killer

A man who doesn't let their girlfriend kiss them and appease hormones with them.
Even if he's got a reason or excuse, he's still a no-good penguin killer!

Attentive and Loving Girlfriend: Dear, I feel like we've been together long enough and I really do love you. Can I give you a blow job please?
Penguin Killer: Darling, let's take our time. I don't wanna rush things. Besides, I have a cold right now.
GF: Alright, alright. You're right, I'm sorry. Can I at least kiss you?
PK: Like I said, I've a cold. Sorry.
GF: ... Bollocks.

by Mary Quite Contrary February 23, 2011

penguin popper

male man who likes to be banged by a black and white man at the same time.

"girrrrrrrrrrrlll, don't talk to him, he's one of those penguin poppers!"

by charaxa September 20, 2011

penguin sisters

Three female friends who sleep with three male friends. Each of the females only sleep with one of the male friends.

Big Momma, Tits Meghee, and Chocolate Thunder were penguin sisters.

by Penguin Sista January 13, 2013

penguindabber

penguindabber (that's me) is a skinseed user who has been unfairly banned MANY times for shitposting. he may be one of the funniest skinseeders alive.

based person: penguindabber is based
cringe person: he deserved to be banned

by 👨🏻‍🎓 October 17, 2020

Penguin Defence Force (PDF)

The Penguin Defense Force (PDF) is a highly-skilled aquatic warfare unit created during the Falklands war of 1982. The unit mainly consisted of a small group of elite operators trained by British Royal Marines.

The Original Role of the PDF was to defend the Falkland Islands alongside the Britsh Troops during the 10-week conflict between British and Argentinian Troops. This unit of men now no longer exists, although members can still be found to this day

"Shall we push forward? "

"No, let's wait for the Penguin Defence Force (PDF) to clear the shores!"

by Writer098787976 February 12, 2021

Huge Glizzy Penguin

A penguin with the FATTEST most GORGEOUS glizzy shlong in the entire planet of king kong. If you mess with the Glizzy Pingu, you gonna get folded. A person named Gryshon is not a Penguin.

"Hey!!! Look at that Penguin with that fat glizzy, he gonna fold you tight if you make him mad"
"Go get a glizzy Penguin!!!!!"
"Oh my goshhh, give me that huge glizzy Penguin poo"

by big daddy penguin August 20, 2021