Harry Potter

'Hey! So what are you doing tonight?'
'Reading Harry Potter. What else did you think?'
'Oh, so you're not busy?'
'Of course I am.'
'You said you're reading...'
'Yes...'
'So I thought-'
'Wait, you thought I choose YOU over Harry Potter? Ahahaha, you're actually really funny, have I ever told you that?'
by anonymous March 6, 2022
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Harry Potter

he's a wizard from the heccin harry potter series, how-
Hagrid- You're a Wizard Harry.
Harry Potter- *confused noises*
by epicbruh October 20, 2019
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Harry Potter

A book about a orphan who shoots lightning bolts with a stick that he bought of a guy who lives behind a pub. he goes to a school to learn how to use the stick but then a guy with no nose try's to kill him because he want's do be the king of everything. Harry Potter then gets himself killed so he can do a pro gamer move and respawn. Then in a big final battle he uses a different stick because a snake ate his last one to kill the nose-less guy and everyone is happy.
Parent: why don't you read Harry Potter?

Kid: because i'm busy playing FORTNTIE
by ItsurUncleLou November 19, 2019
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i-pottering

wasting time dicking around with your i-phone with no philanthropic result.
Did you finish your assignment last night ?

Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.
by Snow Bear December 18, 2009
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Harry Potter

A famous boi that went to Hogwarts and then got even more famous.....

Ya muggles saying its just a book, hah.

Also, how does harry potter get down a hill? walking.

JK rolling...

P.S if you have not read the books this makes ZERO sense.
Wizard =" Rember that boy Harry Potter? "

Person= " good book right? "

Wizard= " sure muggle. "

"You're a Harry Wizard... that was about right. "
by ThisPersonDoesntCare November 6, 2018
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Harry Potter

*insert Hegwig's Theme*
by Luna Serenity December 10, 2021
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