A lifestyle.
'Hey! So what are you doing tonight?'
'Reading Harry Potter. What else did you think?'
'Oh, so you're not busy?'
'Of course I am.'
'You said you're reading...'
'Yes...'
'So I thought-'
'Wait, you thought I choose YOU over Harry Potter? Ahahaha, you're actually really funny, have I ever told you that?'
'Reading Harry Potter. What else did you think?'
'Oh, so you're not busy?'
'Of course I am.'
'You said you're reading...'
'Yes...'
'So I thought-'
'Wait, you thought I choose YOU over Harry Potter? Ahahaha, you're actually really funny, have I ever told you that?'
by anonymous March 6, 2022

by epicbruh October 20, 2019

A book about a orphan who shoots lightning bolts with a stick that he bought of a guy who lives behind a pub. he goes to a school to learn how to use the stick but then a guy with no nose try's to kill him because he want's do be the king of everything. Harry Potter then gets himself killed so he can do a pro gamer move and respawn. Then in a big final battle he uses a different stick because a snake ate his last one to kill the nose-less guy and everyone is happy.
by ItsurUncleLou November 19, 2019

Did you finish your assignment last night ?
Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.
Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.
by Snow Bear December 18, 2009

by BrooklynPotter February 26, 2021

A famous boi that went to Hogwarts and then got even more famous.....
Ya muggles saying its just a book, hah.
Also, how does harry potter get down a hill? walking.
JK rolling...
P.S if you have not read the books this makes ZERO sense.
Ya muggles saying its just a book, hah.
Also, how does harry potter get down a hill? walking.
JK rolling...
P.S if you have not read the books this makes ZERO sense.
Wizard =" Rember that boy Harry Potter? "
Person= " good book right? "
Wizard= " sure muggle. "
"You're a Harry Wizard... that was about right. "
Person= " good book right? "
Wizard= " sure muggle. "
"You're a Harry Wizard... that was about right. "
by ThisPersonDoesntCare November 6, 2018

by Luna Serenity December 10, 2021
