evil potato

An evil potato is an evil potato who will freekin destroy you if you try to even eat it! They are the best kind of potatoes because then you can start an evil potato army!

Tv: “Breaking news, Evil Potatoes are everywhere so go home and lock your doors!”
Me hehehee

by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021

Poisonous Potato

A useless person.

I'm literally a poisonous potato.

by Mr. Twinkieface January 31, 2021

Potato Computer

Potato computer is a term used for a weak computer that cant take much

be prepared for lag so just don't have a Potato computer

by ZanetheBane April 13, 2021

Potato Back

Someone that has bad posture or a hunched back that curves in weird ways like a potato.

Wow, Vlad your friend Roee is so cute can I get his number? Just so you know he is a potato back. Oh, nevermind then *proceeds to go vape in the bathroom*

by RoeeTheOgPotatoBack April 25, 2021

potatoes farmed

1. Castration
2. Humiliation to the highest degree

You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. Oh-Na!

by Dope Fiend March 11, 2005

Potato Server

You typically use it when you want to say that a game is laggy or the connection is trash like fuck (usually a multiplayer game).

Originates from the game Rainbow Six Siege.

Person 1: Dude the game is lagging so much I can't even play.
Person 2: Ofc, they have potato servers.

by Starsade February 28, 2022

Clunge potato

A man who, instead of going out with his friends, will simply choose to stay home with his girlfriend all day.

Thus simulating the laziness and buzzkill of your average couch potato, but for different reasons.

Is Jonny comin' out tonight man?

Na he's bein' a clunge potato, as per.

by derpa1234 April 1, 2011