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Poster Job

A thing that is considered shallow or lacks substance with only the intent to entice interest but offer nothing more. Similar to the feeling of seeing an interesting ad or movie poster but realizing the real thing is disappointing or devoid of value.
Lucas: "Oh hey, I heard the festival is this weekend. Should we go?"
Eva: "Don't even think about it man, it's a total poster job. Unless burning money is a hobby of yours."
by Burnt Bunsen December 10, 2025
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Positent

Short-hand for "Positentity" a portmanteau of Positive and Entity. Also short for "Positenets" (Positive Tenet).
Positents are positive qualities and traits such as values, principles, and virtues.
Thus, words such as Courage, Humility, Authenticity, Integrity, Purpose, Peace, Joy, Faith--are all Positents.
He's a genuine person. He's got the positent of Authenticity.
by theorian January 14, 2026
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master posted

keeping it real.
hanging at one spot with the krew.
your "chill" spot where you keep it down with your homies.
by gthuggmasta July 4, 2008
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dick-posting

Composing a blog entry out of popular blog topics to get a higher read count.
My visitor rate is dwindling. I am feeling like dick-posting today.
by Eugene Ilyichev August 17, 2008
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Purple Pootietential

Purple Pootie•tential

Describes the potential of black attractive women in an area.

Also describes an individuals potential attractiveness.
"Wow there is a lot of purple pootietential in this club"

"Damn she has a lot of purple pootietential, she is hot!"
by Jay & Travis - flagstaff July 6, 2009
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premature posting

To accidentally post a reply/comment before finishing your thought, leading to subsequent additional posts to explain the oddness of the original incomplete partial, or premature post.
Cathy: "I saw that scary movie last night, it was as creepy as you said it would be."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."
by catherineroxit October 1, 2010
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Indian Poster

In·di·an Pos·ter (in-dee-uhn pos-ter)

Indian Poster Indian Giver

noun

A facebook "friend" that gives a wall post and then takes it away by deleting it either immediately or several days later while they creep on your wall.
I'm browsing my wall looking at all the people that adore me and then I realize, "HEY! where did that comment that KT wrote like 3 weeks ago?!? She would be an Indian Poster, I could smell it on her."
by JWalker LaaBreaker March 27, 2011
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