masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.

Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.

by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022

Plan N

All the other plans failed, and you have to resort to any way possible to eliminate remaining Africans.

"Boys look, Plan M failed, we have to resort to Plan N."

by kid.9.6 April 15, 2020

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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

Execute The Plan

When the Indian girl give you head and proceeds to bit your dick off

Max: Yo wanna watch Saitama biting Speed-o'-Sound Sonic's sword?

Random Indian: Nah man it reminds me when Akshara would execute the plan on me

by Cook Chad November 29, 2023

plan b it

To secret something in your rectal cavity.

When i need to sneak some smokes into jail cuz I want better commissary I "plan b it"

by rodroddy April 17, 2014

Three phase plan

A plan to phase out enemies or people that bother you in three phases.

The three phase plan sounds good, but scientists, government officials, and the healthcare workers that like hearing how heroic they are seem to be the ones who actually think it's a good plan. Nobody is telling dentists, pharmacists, chiropractors, proctologists, gynecologists, or pediatricians they're heroes or saviors, since at a certain point it would all start to sound silly.

by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020

I have a plan, attack.

Tony Stark's famous words before jumping off.

He said ''I have a plan, attack.''

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025