Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.

man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome

by tacklezzz April 19, 2024

Phantom Jerker

one who subconsciously while sleeping jerks off their partner who is also sleeping.

KG (the Phantom Jerker) Phantom Jerked JP

by muskadusa December 23, 2009

Phantom finger

When In a pitch black room with a woman, you proceed secretly shove a finger in the woman’s vagina and in a low ouch voice say “phantom finger”

I gave this girl the phantom finger last night.

by B3rry McC0ckiner April 18, 2022

Phantom Man

A mega simp for any females

phantom man simped for his new 16 year old neighbor

by phantom is a simp May 4, 2021

The Phantom Zone

When you can see SOME Facebook posts of someone you know and they can see some of yours, due to mutual friends, but neither of you is willing to friend the other, you are in the Phantom Zone.

Yeah, I saw Bozo's post about Betty Boop but I don't see much of his stuff. We're in the Phantom Zone.

by Upton O'Goode 51 July 18, 2013

Phantom Tax

Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"

Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.

Your so phantom tax, your so skibbidy!

by Pandacous December 1, 2023

Phantom piss

a feeling like you are just adout to piss but cant. Typically after sex.

I busted a nut and like 2 minutes later I had a Phantom piss

by Banquet meals April 23, 2021