Co-Parenting 

Sharing the duties of bringing up your child(ren) even though you both hate each other.

The father is most likely a prick who thinks he is daddy of the year because he's changed a nappy but will most likely ring his Mammy so he can go and get pissed with his mates as he has no will power and is simply a waste of space.

All the mother wants to do is pick an argument and find out who and what he has been doing and is a jealous bitter bitch. She gets her hopes up most of the time.. is always crying and having a rant about the father.. probably putting sly digs about him on social media etc...

'How is the co-parenting going mate?'
'When we aren't arguing yeah it's all good, I've got my Mum to watch the kid tonight so lets get pissed!'

Co-Parenting by LBee1993 October 2, 2018

parental unit 

(1) Parents who are over-protective or over-restrictive.
(2) Parents who control every aspect of their child's life.

-The idea being that they are so predictable that they are like computers and/or robots.

I doubt that I'll be able to get that past the parental unit.

parental unit by Johnathan The Poignant June 4, 2005

Parental Misguidance 

Taking your child out on the lash. The first reported case was Touriye in Salou. Having your child/ mascot suffer injuries in your care. e.g having their head bitten off or being buried alive.

There was some parental misguidance going on in the club last night.

That lass is subjected to parental misguidance every night of the week.

Parental Misguidance by I'm in a glass Cave of emotion October 30, 2011

parentitis 

A horrible condition afflicting only adults that results in feminine screeches and incessant nonsensical arguing with pseudo-logic that is accepted as reality by the contractor of this ailment, it is actually an airborn parasite that can be contracted by close contact with the infected person. There is no cure and the parasite is invisible to medical devices and blends perfectly with the lung, making surgical removal impossible. It can only be detected while an infected person is present while another non infected individual is there disobeying commands given to them, verbal or otherwise. The disease largely results in a case of junioritis for teens and young adults exposed. In young people the parasite can be fought off, but only by browsing obscene amounts of dank memes.

My mum contracted parentitis last week, and I can still hear her screeching about grounding me… wait… she is screeching about grounding me, GOTTARUNBYE.

parentitis by Darkstripe Blueflame January 28, 2016

Parent banning

Anything that overprotective parents may consider vulgar or inappropriate and/or may contain foul language and cursing. This includes:
DeviantArt
YouTube
Tumblr
Etc..

"You better not be watching PewDiePie again."
"I'm not!"

"I'll be parent banning you from YouTube."

Parent banning by Patchie-Wordz October 15, 2017

Parent-Fluid 

Being parent-fluid does not mean that you lack parents. It indicates that you choose who your parents are.
Your selection is based on personal preference. You may elect to keep one of your own parents and discard another. Or you may choose to keep both birth parents. An alternate scenario is when you have lost one or more of your parents due to abandonment or death. This issue can be easily remedied by selecting one or more parents from the pool known as the human race.

Parent Fluidity means that you do not need to keep your parents forever. Once they have expired or irritated, you may spin the wheel and choose new ones. There is no limit to how many times you may amend your parentage.
You also can be loud and proud of having no parents. We support that lifestyle choice too.

I'm parent-fluid. I'm not able to keep a relationship going with Dad as he talks too much, so I have replaced him with Mike the butcher for the time being. If Mike doesn't work out, I might stay parent-less for a while or see who else is out there.

Parent-Fluid by Oranges'n'Mangoes October 8, 2019

Parent-hood 

Parent-hood is the death of a person, or the person they used to be before they had a kid. Their fun-loving personality will die and instead of talking about their beautiful baby they will soon talk about the weight they gained.

"What happened to person?"
"They got into Parent-hood"

Parent-hood by ThatFandomPotato November 21, 2019