Poke-Man

What dads and moms called Pokemon in the 1990's.

Pronounced: Poke Man, not Pokee Man

Dad: Son, why are you always playing with those damn Poke-Man cards. In my day we played with sports cards.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.

by ImGoingToPre April 19, 2021

poke-the-pope

a sex term. It is Pronounced just like it looks. To "poke the pope" is to have sexual intercourse with a large or fat man. how the term came about is unknown.

She's going to poke-the-pope tomorrow over at her friend's party, despite what she may have said.

by Mr. raindrop July 2, 2009

Hawaiian pork poke

To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.

Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”

Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”

Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”

by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017

cease-poke

A time when 'friends' on facebook agree to stop poking, usually when both the parties are bored of it.

Rahul and Akshay agree for a cease-poke.

by Dyood June 8, 2013

Belly button pokes

Poking peoples belly buttons in order to embrace their innies and outties

I participated in the belly button pokes in New Jersey on behalf of belly button pride.

by Special Zero December 16, 2019

hawaii poke

Like a sex thing. I think.

I would love to give him the hawaii poke.

by paemt142606 July 9, 2024

poke-a-tunnel

The result of a rapid/long lasting facebook poke war

Warning: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
Symptoms: Broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
Extreme Symptoms: Death

Person 1: Hey man, what ever happened to our poke war?

Person 2: Don't you remember? I got poke-a-tunnel. Please, let's not go there again.

Person 1: ... bummer.

Person 2: (receives poke notification) ... dick..

by fury of a taco September 1, 2011