Onion

One of the most holy items in church of the cheesecake some named it will go to cipolla heaven where the cheesecake meets earth and creates a paridise where there are rivers of Italian lemon blood and butterscotch cinnamon pie 🥧 everywhere unlike lemon hell where evil lemons turn you into a demon

MAY ONIONS AND CHEESE COMBINE INTO GODS

by ONION!!!!!!! August 8, 2019

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Onion

The Wishek Penitentiary System State Wrestling Champions

The Onions are quite good wrestlers

by Lil’Bandit September 20, 2019

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onion blossom

When a girl has a huge sweet ass but the smell is so bad it brings tears to your eyes.

That girl had a sweet turd cutter but the bitch had an onion blossom.

by AWetFart March 20, 2017

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Serve the Onion

To place a fruit or vegetable (usually an Onion) in someones asshole. Either for sexual fetish or for the storage of food so it does not go bad.

Linda:Aw man the onion is going to rot :/
Joe:Bend over I will Serve the Onion
Linda:Yes please daddy

by Buckets of vagina slime April 17, 2017

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smurf onion

What you define tiny balls group close together that seem to have never been washed in years

Guy 1: yo you heard tyrone
Guy 2: That guy isn't tough, he got a smurf onion!

by bambo15 April 22, 2017

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Onion Peel

Someone who screws up the simplest of tasks out of selfishness or ignorance, and ruins a good time for everyone.

That asshole Charles is such an onion peel. All he had to do was follow us to the party and he ended up knocking on the next door neighbors house in the middle of the night. The cops got called and kicked us all out.

by Parses May 16, 2017

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