That’s an onion moment bro!
by RaunchyNutSaq May 18, 2021
a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire
There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.
by schmub October 16, 2014
The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.
Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?
Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!
Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!
by Not Mike M November 15, 2013
National Onion Day (declared on December 17th.) is a day where people from the Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom celebrate the day that Bandit/Thief king Bakura ate an onion in season 5. This day is celebrated by reposting TKB with an onion or drawing him eating an onion.
“Today is national onion day! TKB is going to go dumpster diving for onions today.” -blishythebishy
“What a beautiful creature he is.” -James
“What a beautiful creature he is.” -James
by Bliishythebiishy December 11, 2023
by Uneducatedmess666 March 20, 2018
To exert yourself to the point of giving yourself a hernia. More specifically intended towards males, in reference to their manhood...
by Iittlemumma January 31, 2018
Someone who screws up the simplest of tasks out of selfishness or ignorance, and ruins a good time for everyone.
That asshole Charles is such an onion peel. All he had to do was follow us to the party and he ended up knocking on the next door neighbors house in the middle of the night. The cops got called and kicked us all out.
by Parses May 17, 2017