The Ten Commuffments
And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"
ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.
TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.
THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.
FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.
FIVE: Honor your Muff's.
SIX: You shall not murder Muff.
SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.
EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.
NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.
TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.
And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"
ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.
TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.
THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.
FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.
FIVE: Honor your Muff's.
SIX: You shall not murder Muff.
SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.
EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.
NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.
TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.
Muff: Live life by the code of Muffism.
Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?
Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...
Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?
Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...
by Muffism June 2, 2010
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Get the Me in ten freaking yearsmug. "Get your ten" means "get your number" in slang, usually used for people with ten digit numbers in the U.S.
by milliondollapumpum December 18, 2023
Get the Get your tenmug. A mishearing (possibly due to accent) of the word Timbuktu, a city in Mali, Western Africa. Once a major trade city but now used colloquially to refer to a hard to get to and/or remote location.
See also: Boonies, Sticks, B(um/utt)F(*ck)?(<City>/<State>/<Country>/Nowhere), Middle of nowhere
See also: Boonies, Sticks, B(um/utt)F(*ck)?(<City>/<State>/<Country>/Nowhere), Middle of nowhere
"Why'd you have park all the way in Ten buck two(Timbuktu)?"
"Are you and the boys going fishing(drinking) in Ten buck two(Timbuktu) this weekend?
"Are you and the boys going fishing(drinking) in Ten buck two(Timbuktu) this weekend?
by C45P4 October 24, 2023
Get the Ten buck twomug. A word used to express that someone has just done or said something corny or stupid. Often accompanied by one hand vertically hitting the other flat hand.
by jjoouulleess June 6, 2009
Get the Tenmug. by Adam Mr.Blisters October 1, 2025
Get the Ten Stick Niggersmug. by Unknown T1 August 24, 2020
Get the Perfect Tenmug.