Drunk Floor Man (DFM)

A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor

The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning

by GayCloud June 17, 2018

On the floor

Low down, Dead wrong

Jim: You seen them fake shoes bro just had on?
Rick: Yea, His ass on the floor

by Atlanta yn January 25, 2024

Open Floor Plan

Usually in an SUV car you lower the front 2 seats back fully so they lay down and connect to the back row of seats and make a bed type shape or so called open floor plan.

Bro I heard you tried the open floor plan with that new girl you’ve been talking too.

by ilovebbc123 May 21, 2023

Floor Gang Ouhh!

How to recognize a true floor gang .

Ewww, celling gang. FLOOR GANG OUHH!

by Floorgangouh July 15, 2020

floor whore

Always on the floor for no reason.

- Where is Derek? I went to his office but didn't see him.
- Have you looked in a corner or under his desk? He's known as a bit of a floor whore.

by ohnojan September 9, 2022

Floor General

Girls named Nevaeh, often ones who are very annoying

Nevaeh is a floor general, she doesn’t know how to shut up

by Simma January 7, 2024

Floor Nag

When a man of small moral value leaves a large contribution of piss on your floor. Varying levels of severity are based on how many household objects were covered in the alleged Floor Nag.

Oh man, Lester got super drunk and Floor Nagged all over my vacuum.

by Eagle Flies June 11, 2011