dolphin

he's a hater bitch, generally hating in jades vibe and probably smells like cool ranch doritos (ngl that smells yum) but anyways he's 5'0"

jade: hey guys :)
dolphin: actually i saw the words "hey guys :)" under a reddit thread in 2017 you're not original

by jadethebabe February 09, 2022

Dolphin

A relatively hairless, masculine, non-heterosexual male

The Dolphin went to the gym to check the guys out, and everybody saw that he was hairless.

by PuffTheHoneyBadger April 07, 2019

Dolphin

basicly a gay shark.

PersonA:"Have you seen those sharks at the beach?"
PersonB:"There were sharks too??? I just saw some of these gay dolphins..."

by GankedByBugSplat April 05, 2020

Mr. Dolphin

Hmmmm... The dude humping the air. Only about like some girls liking him and stuff, but I define him as some dude looking like he has fluffy hair something- with his uh, friend Mr. Bear. (Kahoot names lmao)

Mr. Bear and Mr. Dolphin are also like 2 peas in a pod-

Mr. Bear: F-Fu- Ff--fu-u f-fuc! F-f- FUN!
Mr. Bear: TREES M-MS. TREE?? T-T-T-R-E-E-S? MS. TREES? M-MRS. TREES? GODDAMN IT!
Mr. Dolphin: This dude gotta chill. ._.
*Me literally walking past them*
My thought: Yeah, no.

by :VVVVVVVVVVVVVV February 16, 2020

Dolphin-head

When the tip of a man’s penis slips out of some article of clothing.

Bro I was working out in some super small shorts and my dolphin-head just popped right out.

by Girth-Micheals January 04, 2024

Epiphany of dolphin

When a group of dolphins has a really great idea and then they do it; also plural for a brilliant group of dolphins

Epiphany of dolphins like a barrel of monkeys like a tower of giraffes like a murder of crows

by Bambi barrister July 01, 2022

Dolphin Hole

In reference to one who's penis is inverted.
Often caused by obesity

"look at that guys dolphin hole"

by Shaunchomper October 31, 2018