don’t shit where you sleep

A saying that basically means, don’t fuck up in a place you have to be around, examples include school, work or your home

“That guy sold dope out of his mom’s house and his parents called the cops on him. I guess this is a reminder, don’t shit where you sleep at.”

by George N. May 2, 2025

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Where’s the dog barking?

Where’s the party at, where’s shit going down?

Hey bruh, I wanna do something tonight, where’s the dog barking?

by NordicNate February 1, 2019

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Where the ocean's at

To do someone a massive favor or service, specifically in an area the person is unfamiliar with and liable to be screwed over trying.

A: is the music industry really that hard to be successful in?
B: Yeah, but if you ever want to give it a shot, I'll show you where the ocean's at.

by Vice Augustine June 19, 2016

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Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

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