Ninja Smoke

The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.

"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."

by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013

Nose Ninja

After you spend forever jamming a stupid little electric buzzer up your nose to trim the hair, the one or two really long pieces of nose hair that mysteriously escaped the razor and sneak out of your nose untouched later in the day.

Bro, I know what your saying is important, but I just can't stop staring at that really long hair coming out of your nose. It even wiggles a little when you talk... Why don't you trim that shit?

I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!

by dkinirvine January 8, 2010

Flute Ninja

A really awesome flute player.

Wow! You are such a flute ninja!

by kitty1432 February 13, 2013

Ninja's Ligma

Its when you watch his stream once. It kills you slowly. One tried to get people to do the floss and nobody cared and done it.

Yo man, why would you watch Ninja? Now you have Ninja's Ligma it was nice knowing you man.

by Dashie tribe May 8, 2019

Stink ninja

Pulling up ones shirt over ones nose while using a toilet facility to avoid the smell of the previous user

Jason walks into the bathroom after adam has shit and thinks "GODDAM THIS TOILET FUCKEN STINKS, TIME TO DO THE OLD STINK NINJA" pulling his shirt up over his nose and thus finds urinating at work bearable once more. True story

by raymonty January 22, 2012

ninja turtleism

a belief that the 4 ninja turtles are really the 4 horseman of the apocalypse

dude u goin to the ninja turtleism benefit tomorrow

by marceld April 2, 2010

Ninja Lag

The warping of time and space so that a real event happens after it theoretically should

an example of ninja lag, in anime is when swordsmen or ninja slash their swords at each other, sometimes they have time to put their sword back into the sheath and walk away before the other person is actually cut by the blade.

by Sweaty man in your 7th period September 15, 2009