When the pants of a father are up on their waist but they have a prominent sagging under their butt cheeks.
by harry_paratestes May 9, 2021
Get the dad sagmug. Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.
In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
by RealityHurtz1 February 14, 2023
Get the Facebook Dadmug. A scrumptious fella, who has a giant shlong, he is thiccums and has two watermelons for testicles (for self defence purposes).
P.s. he smells really nice mmmmmmmmmmm
P.s. he smells really nice mmmmmmmmmmm
Guy 1: “Woah, who’s that over there?”
Guy 2: “Ohhhh, that’s Zak’s Dad!”
Guy 1: “Damn… I wanna fuck Zak’s Dad”
Guy 2: “Ohhhh, that’s Zak’s Dad!”
Guy 1: “Damn… I wanna fuck Zak’s Dad”
by Zak’s Dad July 26, 2022
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