me. I'm Mommy.
by cyb3r4ngel. July 25, 2023

Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.
“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
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