Lemon Milf

A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina

"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"

by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020

ripe MILF

The term for an attractive older woman between the ages of 30 to 40 years.

As Josh stood in line at the coffee shop waiting to receive his non-fat vanilla latte, he looked around in excitement at all the "ripe milfs" talking, laughing, and gushing sex pheromones.

by The Nut 27 March 18, 2012

Charlie milf

hey charlie, i love you so much. i think i might have a crush on you 😈😈🍆💦✂️😉😉👬
-secret admirer

oh hey charlie milf, i have a crush on you

by DaddyGilf February 20, 2021

milf float

Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years

Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float

by Old fashioned girl November 21, 2018

milf

a person who wants to ;) a mom.

Johnny, are you a milf?

by rat lol May 25, 2021

MILF

Oliver's mother

"Have you seen Oliver's mom, she's totally a milf"

by yoongi's other half May 11, 2023

walmart milf

a MILF who looks like she shops in the maternity section at walmart. exterior look is preferably a big, chunky white woman.

that lady taking iggy for a walk in the parking lot sure looks like a walmart milf.

by $uper $pooky January 17, 2019