Butt smuggling the midnight salami 

sex

"Leo, what did you do last night?" "Me and the girlfriend were butt smuggling the midnight salami."

Butt smuggling the midnight salami by cumguzzler6699 March 30, 2015

the midnight meat train 

a misconception of something dirty, its accually a movie staring Leon Kauffman, released august 7 2008.

"Hey wanna watch the midnight meat train"
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."

the midnight meat train by BIGMARVAND BRANHAM June 23, 2009

Captain Midnight 

To have a wet dream.

He had gone so long without getting any, Captain Midnight had to pay him a visit.

Captain Midnight by tank03 August 26, 2009

the duck quacks at midnight 

Oh, it will.

The duck quacks at midnight.

the duck quacks at midnight by Maeve R April 18, 2004

The black cow flies at midnight 

The black cow flies at midnight means anything you want. Also used for guy code, "is your girlfriend, wife, significant other around"? This phrase is used to check if the coast is clear.

This phrase is also used to speak in code for any real day situation: is the black cow flying at midnight?

Examples: when you don't want people around to know what you are talking about.

Yo bro, the black cow flies at midnight?

Yup

Ok let me know when your girlfriend leaves.....

The black cow flies at midnight by Bigdogdaddy13 January 26, 2013

minutes to midnight 

The new Linkin Park album supposed to come out on May 15th.

Me: Hey Chris, when are you you gonna spend a week in your room listening to new Linkin Park songs?

Chris: May 15th and it's called Minutes to Midnight, nub.

minutes to midnight by Gillettex April 17, 2007

captain midnight 

Nocturnal emissions (unprovoked ejaculation while sleepin)

He hadn't had action in so long, captain midnight started to visit.

captain midnight by joedildo November 14, 2005