a fat slut that has no friends. she often fucks her sheets. she also may be a lesbian. her most shining quality is that she is hoe. she wont let guys in her pants because she probably has a dick.
by darlene1245 September 10, 2010
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by eugene :)) November 18, 2020
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random person: wow she is pretty who is she?
Me: that’s Maria alexandra isn’t she awesome and gorgeous!!
Me: that’s Maria alexandra isn’t she awesome and gorgeous!!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Oh, they are just Maria and Mia-ing. They are perfectly fine, i guess.
Oh, they are just Maria and Mia-ing. They are perfectly fine, i guess.
by ImsorryMimz February 11, 2018
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