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Leaky Milkshake

When a man is rendered unable to produce a sufficiently powerful ejaculation he may perform the leaky milkshake. As the man identifies the issue they are to walk around the room until their leaky load is sufficiently blown. Optionally, one or both parties may lick the soiled floor until properly cleansed.
After a few beers Josh realized his inability to finish the job. Post epiphany Josh triumphantly paraded around the round until the leaky milkshake had all been spilled. Afterwards, Janice began the process of cleaning Josh’s leaky milkshake.
by Leaky Josh August 24, 2024
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Kentucky Milkshake

When you take a tube of 6 inches in diameter and place it in someones asshole and put in as many ingredients as you want in there asshole and eat it with a spoon
Marcus: Yo bro how was your date last week?

You: Yeah it was good I made a Kentucky Milkshake on her
by Urban Man1021 January 17, 2025
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melksham milkshake

When the man ejects his baby gravy into the woman's anus, then slaps her arse as hard as he can, then holds the drinks receptacle as the Melksham Milkshake is ejected and ready to drink. Gert Lush
She was a proper goer that one, she took me back to her place and straight away insisted we share a Melksham Milkshake as a nightcap
by UncleGrampy March 19, 2025
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Grumpy Milkshake

Grumpy Milkshake
A hand job while the giver of the hand job is in a bad mood
My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still made a Grumpy Milkshake
by BN_Bears March 20, 2025
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Milwaukee Milkshake

When you "accidentally" nut your friend's Chocolate and Caramel Cream Frappuccino from Starbucks and he does not notice and downs the whole thing.
"Haha I just gave Sarah a Milwaukee Milkshake!" "Will she get pregnant from that?"
by STompy rompy March 29, 2025
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Indian milkshake

An act involving whip cream with semen and pouring the liquid into the desired hole (anus or vagina) before inserting a whisk, mixing it together and then penetrating them with said whisk.
Tony just gave me an indian milkshake, it was awesome!
by skeebledeeble April 9, 2025
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Grumpy Milkshake

a hand job given by someone who is in a particularly bad mood.
My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still gave me a Grumpy Milkshake
by BNBears June 9, 2025
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