Matthew and Lacey

the two most amazing people in the world.
can always make you smile.

those two are so matthew and lacey they always make me smile.

by laysea March 1, 2009

Matthew miller

The biggest disappointment to ever walk the earth, he is a horrible dumb person who can Hardly
even walk most of the time and tries to act chill but isn't.

Kid 1 what's up
Kid 2 ewww that Matthew miller
Matthew miller😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Wubm March 2, 2020

Matthew

A dumbass motherfucker who is just a idiot who plays u with your emotions rubs ur thigh IN CHURCH then FUCKING DENIES IT TO UR FUCKING FACE and say I love u then not even say it back THEN DUMPS U BC U DONT PUT OUT AND IS A PIECE OF SHIT

Guy: “ I’m gonna dump u if u don’t let me finger u”
Girl: “ r u serious ”
Guy: “ Ye ”
Girl: “ Stop being such a Matthew ”

by bh_baby December 25, 2018

Matthew Waugh

A Matthew Waugh is someone who is a joke or meme

Do you know Kyle?
Yeah that boy a Matthew Waugh

by Rudeboy flex September 28, 2017

Matthew Key

Imbread dated his cousins at school broke up when they got the DNA tests back

Matthew Key is imbrued

by Dave Carrie May 27, 2022

matthew yu

gay

you: who is Matthew Yu?
me: he is a gay man burh.

by juju3 February 16, 2022

Matthew barwell

Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.

Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell

by Flyless fly December 17, 2019