March 5th

National donut day, chill out have a donut

Me: yo it’s March 5th
Krispy Kreme’s; yay money

by Mr. Heinz lover... and Caleb March 2, 2021

March 7th

National 90s white boy music day

Hey did you hear about March 7th? Yeah yung gravy declared it national 90s white boy music day

by TheMainEvent689 March 7, 2021

No meme march

A month in which memes are forbidden from any form of social media

Jeez time for No meme march this is gonna ruin Pewdiepie.

by Osian Jones January 10, 2019

March 17th

In the vkei community it's the day a popular band named gulu gulu will disband. People are no sad because they liked the band.

Person 1: March 17th
Person 2: *starts sobbing for 3 hours*

by @Ahoymf February 4, 2023

march 23

if you're born on march 23rd and you happen to be named Oisin then you're the sexiest mf to have ever set foot on this earth and you will most definitely become rich and famous and everyone likes you and wants to be you.

john: it's march 23rd
oisin: yea ik i was born today
john: and your name is oisin?! damn i'd hit that

by damnhe'sbornmarch23i'dhitthat April 18, 2021

Jericho March

Systems Engineering term ( used to fix complex problems) only a few people on Earth troubleshoot this way!

Intermittent system problem:
( Super computer crash every 15 min core hog screaming, Machine code branch halt.
Start Jericho March:
#1. get all system manuals, walk around system 7 times.
#2. get system admin babe to blow horn straight leg

SHOUT!!" let the bugs come tumbling out " debuger

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

march of the elephants

When a group of males march on their hands and knees in a circle, naked, while holding on to the penis of the person marching in front of them.

This usually happens during a group, club, or fraternity hazing.

Billy: what did you have to do to get into the secret society last semester?

Tommy: don't tell anyone... but they had us do the march of the elephants blindfolded! Jimmy totally got a boner!

by scrandyrandy November 28, 2015