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The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.
Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.
by Limp4London July 25, 2024
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London

Filth complete filth is what London is

Always thinks their right and they never agree
Don’t be like London Coleman for god sake
by Bush did Parkland February 4, 2023
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Oli London

Oli London is a Koreaboo. First he’s saying he’s married to jimin, saying he’s jimin and saying his fathers jimin. He is saying he look like a KPOP idol. He got a plastic surgery over 100,000 dollars to look Korean. He is islamophobie and islamophobie is when people hate Islam and they take it to far. For e.g someone took it to far and burned a Quran *muslims holy book*
by Olilondonphobic May 17, 2022
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London

A dick, fuckboy and a player. He cheats on every girlfriend he has. He doesn't respect woman. He has a lot of acne and anger issues. He is a bad kisser with a very small dick. He is bad at flirting and takes ugly selfies. If you're dating a guy who's name is London, dump him. He is a piece of shit that doesn't deserve to be happy. He is very desperate and is not a good hugger.
"My boyfriend cheated on me!"
"Omg what a London!"
by pizzarhut April 6, 2019
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A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.
Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!
by CP/AC November 23, 2023
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balmond london

A species of cookies that will come into ur mind if u're into mobile legends and Eid Mubarak.
I gotta use Balmond London as my username of MLBB.
by pseudophyle September 27, 2023
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mr london

A very wealthy cockney gentleman sometimes referred to as Mr Landan, a close relation of Dr Evil.
mr london Well fuck me geezer er cums mr fackin landan init , hes fackin minted inee.....Cant
by Khimler December 22, 2016
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