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Jack-light

The illumination of the screen on a handheld multimedia device during masturbatory activities.
Damnit Billy!! Turn off that jack-light so I can get some sleep!!
by Superchunk5000 May 18, 2018
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Gods Light

The sexual act where a man is standing over his women after fucking her hellish anus and immediately ejaculates in both eyes.
AAron fucked Dee-nice last night and she said she saw Gods Light!
by YeetoToipeedo June 18, 2019
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light hug

A light hug is a hug that's given to someone (typically a stranger or someone you feel uncomfortable with). A light hug can sometimes be given in an awkward situation as well. Light hugs can also be given to belittle someone, or show a higher class.
"I just met my boyfriends parents and they gave me a light hug! I don't think they're comfortable around me just yet!"
by AngelicDoll September 16, 2019
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Bitch Lights

Particularly obnoxious lighting that neighbors sometimes use to flood you’re yard with lights just to annoy you.
I wish they would turn their bitch lights off
by Booooomerrr! October 2, 2019
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light fahm

by ooferino October 31, 2017
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fag lights

A term for fog lights being used when there is no fog.
Why are you driving with your fag lights on?
by Lesking72 April 20, 2018
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Dick light

Jesus' huge sweaty bell end. Sometimes jews and christians inherit this property and the end of their nob glows bright red when they spaff.
Mary: omg its glowing!
Joseph: don't worry it runs in the family.
Mary: I know but that's only when you spaff.
Joseph: it must be the light of the world.
Mary:It should be named a dick light!
Joseph: It shall be!
by Job pillow beast February 23, 2018
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