lazy top

The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".

Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.

lazy top by wadelsinsane April 3, 2024

lazy-ely

The alternate, or next level down, to "leisurely activities". Lazy-ely non-activities.

I'm going to get some sun on this beautiful weekend day, get in some leisurely activities, then go home and do some lazy-ely non-activities like sitting on the couch Netflix'n..

lazy-ely by Inspktr April 13, 2024

Lazy Richard 

A limp dick or flaccid penis.

After dinner Susan was all hot-n-bothered so she took him back to her place but all he could provide was a Lazy Richard. That son of a bitch!

Lazy Richard by Red dirt Ranger April 17, 2024

lazy ovary 

From Sex and the City, a lazy ovary is when either the left or right ovary is no longer functioning.

My OBGYN told me I have a lazy ovary.

lazy ovary by queen_dtx April 25, 2024

lazy snickers 

When your dick gets soft and a chick poops your dick out it resembles a limp lazy snickers

She was so ugly that the Viagra didn't even work it went soft and the b**** farted me right out of her a****** and my dick looked like a lazy Snickers covered up and caramel peanuts but it was just poop

lazy snickers by Dingofish May 15, 2024

Lazy Legspreader 

A person who does nothing but lays on their back and spreads their legs.

Juju is nothing but a lazy legspreader.

Lazy Legspreader by Wldflwr79 November 22, 2024

lazy eyed sam 

Midwestern girl is is shy and timid sexually but probably does things like fuck dogs and has threesomes

that Amanda is such a a lazy eyed sam but I heard she shot a gangbang porn

lazy eyed sam by Moo.sam December 2, 2024