couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.

Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

by looart January 4, 2020

Knock her off her feet

To knock someone off their feet is to be so impactful in someone's life, in typically a positive and affectionate way, that they are taken aback by the sudden force of their feelings for the person

In order for Edita to make time for someone they would really need to knock her off her feet!

by Ulo October 6, 2018

knock the back door in and put the extension up

Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.

Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"

by TC Raymond August 15, 2005

you got knocked the fuck up

Usally when a person is on the ground and their knocked out, and you go up to them and make fun of them

"Bob" Got knocked out by "Fred" And "George" said to his face, "You got knocked the fuck up"!

by Lil' Lp July 24, 2005

knock the top off of an anja

To masturbate while imaging an 20 year old Slovenian is about to have sexual intercourse with you

I'm gonna knock the top off of an Anja tonight after chatting on the forum

by fish_n_smnb October 20, 2008

You better stay on that side of the street motherfucker i'll knock you OUT

Gerard way in an interveiw was telling a story once about a guy in a crack house (I think) and the guy said this to him
some mcr fans (aka killjoys) may say this at times when someone says these things:
A:(normal sentence containing the words "you better")
killjoy: YOU BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET MF I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT!
OR
A: (normal sentence containing the words "that side of the street" or "that side/street")
killjoy:YOU BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET MF I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT!

A: and i was like, "bro stop stay on that side of the street! I need to catch up"
Killjoy: YOU BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET MOTHERFUCKER I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT!

by gerards_way March 5, 2021

Point em out knock em out

when you or you and yo people finna fight some otha people as you soon as you see em, its no arguing or nothin you just Point em out den run up and knock em out

When we see yo ass at da skatin rink on saturday, aint finna be no talkin cuz as soon as we see yo ass we juss gone do a point em out knock em out

by NeneBoo April 20, 2008