Weed knight

a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized

John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"

by NickPikk August 18, 2023

Creus, Grand Solar Knight

some Aurium warrior that hates spiders

Rank 200 with mothership/lanite gear: can anyone carry me on Creus, Grand Solar Knight?
Rank 2k: kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rank 1k: bruh

by gub. August 25, 2023

Hollow knight

One of the greatest games of all time.

Hey I started playing hollow knight
You have now achieved your true potential

by Voltron77 September 30, 2023

Markham Knight

An old Urban Legend surrounding the town of Markham to Ins-till fear into Criminals, Although people have reported seeing a man dressed in black with a Black Steel Katana and Red Glowing Eyes in the night of Markham.

The Markham Knight was there at Tim Hortons during the night of Donovan Fernandez’s apprehension.

by lappe November 22, 2021

Messi knights

An Instagram goat who posts underrated Messi stats and debunks myths , he makes so many penaldogs cry in comment section.

Penaldogs are barking in Messi knights comment section

by Akaskpandi November 26, 2021

knight

A guy that still lives by the old code.

Relationship diagnosis-

The guy looked like a knight in shining armor when she had on her rose-colored glasses, but when she took them off, he didn't even look human, he looked like a retard in tin foil she was so used to having them on.

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021

Rainbow knight

Hetero, mostly white privilege people, who think they have to fight for LGBT community where it is completely unnecessary. Especially in situations where even the LGBT community doesn't care.

*Brand comes up with an ad with a hetero family and a lesbian family*
Everyone: "Wow, what a sweet and positive Ad!"
Rainbow Knight: "You know this doesn't show the diversity of people and love and family?! You disrespect the LGBTQ community and this is pure discrimination!"

by KetoZone December 5, 2021