handy king

A person who always tries to get laid but always ends up just getting a hand job from the girl.

Thomas, you are the handy king.

by mrcool35 September 24, 2013

King Joshua

Name of the King of Octavia, someone who is kind and forgiving to everyone around him and never fails to keep you smiling and do his best ♡ Also known as; Lord R.A.M, Joshy, My Snorlax ☆ It is the name of someone worth fighting for. Someone to love.

"I would wait a thousand years to find my King Joshua"

by Lady-Zuriel August 01, 2018

jeremiah king

A person that is handsom,big dick

Did you see that handsome man name Jeremiah KING

by thunderbolt November 29, 2016

Dab king

A person who can do a proper dab as if he is a king.

Jim, look at that dab king!

by Turtle mcgriddle August 27, 2016

Chode King

Someone who rules all the small dicks.

Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.

Them: Hey bro
You: Hey Chode King
Them: MY DICKS BIG THOUGH
You: mmhmm...

by The_WordForWorder December 11, 2014

Burger King

Have it your way at BK. You got it! :)

YOU GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!! For just a $1

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Burger King 🍔 👑 🤴 👍

by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020

King Chub

A fully engorged, raging hard on.

All that dirty talks got me sporting a king chub right now.

She wrapped her silky lips around the old king chub last night and took care of business.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019