christmas king

Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. Christmas Kings will brag to you about thier Christmas list weeks, even months in advance. Upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great Christmas

Don: Hey, did you hear what Jordan got for Christmas this year?
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.

by Ditter December 7, 2006

The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.

The King's Wank will come soon.

by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023

The King's Deuce

The perfect away-from-home shit.

When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.

by Halal Snackbar February 19, 2015

Shlana King

Isaac Sloan, or more commonly known as shlana king Is a 15 year old stromlo sender that doesn't give a fuck about anything or anyone. He sometimes ditches the dogs and go to adelaide to some shitty public school called Nazareth but that's besides the point. Currently Shlana king is studying sex therapy at ANU hoping to learn more about his passion of the female body *moans in myles ear* These are his attributes: He is a jacked mother fucker that snorts lines of creatine daily, He has the cock the size of an alpha wolf, He eats more pussy than a coyote let loose in the suburbs and He is filled with pure testosterone
#nonofthatoestrogenshit Shlana is also a hard stoner as well as an alcoholic. Half a cruiser and he is in the ER. Shlanas girlfriends names are Dakota and Laila. Shoutout to them on instagram @_dakota.t._ @lailarosecrawley shlana king takes after his uncle eddie. Eddie’s a mad cunt, and even tho he abused shlana king when he was 5 shlana still looks up to him. He buys shlana king black tar heroin from the local dealer.

Holy SHIT!! That guy is throwing a 90 degree whip on Moon Booter, it must be Shlana King

by Noicher August 5, 2021

stink king

The person who can light up an entire room with one exhilaration of gas

yo i heard kevin hart was the stink king he farted and made the entire cast evacuate

by stink king December 12, 2018

Pulling a King

To win. To do so well, you rule.

Wow, he is a great ship clerk, he must be pulling a King.

by King1988 May 31, 2021

handy king

A person who always tries to get laid but always ends up just getting a hand job from the girl.

Thomas, you are the handy king.

by mrcool35 September 24, 2013