Jordan Cook

Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.

Jordan Cook is my man, fuck off.

by CookieIsMine March 15, 2019

Jordan Cotton

A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.

Yo I woke up in the middle of the night to Jordan Cotton moaning.

by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019

majid jordan

A toronto based r&b duo signed to OVO.

2 of the most goodlooking guys in the industry.

Have you heard about Majid jordan?

I’m such a jordan girl

I’m such a majid girl

by Majjor December 27, 2017

Jordan roulette

When Jordan is have a wank but then Mia joins in. The game changes so each of them get a pull on the penis until Jordan explodes, Mia is left with the mess.

I recently done the Jordan roulette.

by Unknown933 June 18, 2017

jordan blake

Jordan Felix Blake or (Jordaddy) is the actual definition of a sex god. Mostly known for his iconic pizza picture, he is AN ACTUAL GOD HES SO HANDSOME.

Girl: did you see Jordan Blake's new post?
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.

by Leo.grey.blender June 21, 2017

orange jordan

An Orange Jordan is named after acclaimed adventurer and United States Marine Daniel Jordan. His healthy take on an Old Fashion is simple and direct, like his take on life. 3 oz of whisky/rye/bourbon dash of biters and a touch of Grand Marnier. No sugar, no fruit, simply delicious.

Enjoy and Semper Fi

Bartender may I have a delicious Orange Jordan

by Deej6006 December 1, 2017

jordan spieth

Pro-golfer, remade under armor into a nice posh brand. Instead of just hunting country people. His historic 2015 season can be compared to tiger woods early 2000. His 2015 year shattered earning records. One of the best mid range putting in history; however, messed up his game chasing more yards off the tee. Shame.

Jordan Spieth is to under amour, as tiger woods was/is to Nike.

by Longbomer February 18, 2017