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jon

Jon is usually a gay man and has light hair. he is very thick and is into incest. he likes to lick peoples face off. Jon has very light skin and hair . he is funny and has a great personality but sometimes makes people feel bad about them selves.
Jon said I was boring today and tried to lick me.
by Andreas Rodolfo Infanté May 13, 2019
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jon david covert

Sex god
He has a 6FT penis and all the lady's love him...
HES SO DREAMY...
Oh my god his penis is like 6FT
john david covert can please the lady's
jon david covert is so hot.
by definerlolz November 23, 2013
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Jon

Jon, not Jonathan... just Jon. The direct opposite of sex god. Mediocre. Has a lot to learn. Kind and smart but says shit like "juice" and "like hello".
Jon lost his juul.
by Rach.1221 May 6, 2020
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jon olav

Its a norwegian name used for intelligent people or people that loves BMW, everyone else knows that BMW is bad, but this creature that spawns in Norway thinks it is good. His friends are usually idiots but he still loves them, if u ever meet a Jon Olav you are the luckiest guy ever because he is a cute boy.
"Hey did you meet my new friend he is into bmw"
"Dude he has to be a Jon Olav"
by ItzBirk March 16, 2018
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Jon

Jon is a guy who trys to fit in but deep down hes gay but doesnt want to admit it. He acts very gay and doesnt want to admit it. All of his friends know hes gay and he gets mad at them.
Wow did you see how gay jon was acting the other day? Yeah I know hes always like that Jon's pretty gay
by Longgggg November 27, 2018
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jon

teen is a no no
a jon is not a teen likeer
by tristan69669696969 June 16, 2022
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pulling a Jon

Slang used when you have designated plans with a single person or a group of people and fall asleep 30 minutes ahead of time and miss the plans
He was going to go to a bar to meet his date but he ended up pulling a Jon and slept through it.
by jondoee August 13, 2022
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