The Joe of Kimes

The Joe of Kimes (real name joakim) is The J's partner in business and he is the most passive of the urban myths. He commited several counts of arson in Massachusetts leading to him being wanted by the U.S government.

Person 1: The Joe of Kimes is so cool, I wish I could be like him!

Person 2: I wish I could have my very own Joe of kime.

by Follower of Dennis R and The J February 17, 2022

joe momma

THE ULTIMATE ROAST IN A ROAST BATTLE

"Joe"
"who's Joe?"
"JOE MOMMA"

by bruhboi12 October 21, 2019

Caribbean Joe

When a guy goes to eat out a girl's butt hole after she has previously been to the beach and has gotten sand stuck in her ass and then she farts and sputters sand across his face

Mann, I went to eat out my girlfriends ass yesterday and then she surprisingly gave me a Caribbean Joe.

by KevinGough February 27, 2010

joe pang

A dumb AF Asian that can not dive for the life of him, he constantly asks you how your girlfriend is and if you two are still dating. Pang is like bird that flys into a window because he feels like it. Pang demonstrates majestic swan like high dives and usually lands on top of your back knocking the air out of you under water. Pang should be locked in a locker and left to crustify on his own and live lonely for the rest of his life

Dude! Have you been sleeping with my GF??? man that's such a Joe pang move bruh..

by swagpreacher007 April 15, 2015

joe bossy

Describes someone who thinks he's in charge and acts bossy and overprotects or make people childish.

- Why are you being so joe bossy ?
- I just wanna protect my family.

by Charles Ingalls July 11, 2006

"Joe" Pinto

Noun:
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.

A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.

by beahhhhman March 1, 2010

joe miracle

when a man finally gets a woman in bed. He ejaculates when she touches his leg. Then he spends the next 30 minutes crying in the corner sucking his thumb.

Steve never had a woman then finally got a joe miracle.

by dave scicluna October 9, 2008