Painting your face

Someone who is "Painting their face" is lying to themselves. They paint their face as a clown does.

"I swear to god I will wake up early tomorrow to do my homework!!" <- painting their face
"I will start going to the gym this semester" <- painting their face
"Hey, I think I'm going to start applying for jobs!" "You're Painting your face, dawg."

by paintingYourFaceRn October 3, 2023

Kentucky paint job

A Kentucky paint job is when a woman is on her period sits on your face and grinds untill your face is completely painted red with her blood. Like the red barns in the rolling hills of Kentucky

Hey baby I want you to give me a good old fashion Kentucky paint job

by Brian E Tarrants Jr August 16, 2022

Whiskey spray-paint

The layer of projectile deification left on the inside wall of a toilet bowl due to a night of heavy drinking and the wrong food combined.

Dude I feel so sorry for Hannah because she had to clean Robs whiskey spray-paint off the toilet after the party. I heard he added about two layers!

by Thunderpants June 2, 2014

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by Painting-Portrait ART October 2, 2022

painted like a indian

When having sex with a virgin, you go so hard that the blood manages to get on your face, making you look like a Indian painted for battle.

Wow man last night i was painted like a Indian.

by Bubdlub August 20, 2017

Paint the town red

'Paint the town red' is when I said what I said and I would rather be famous instead. It also can be used for when I let all the get to my head xxx<3

'CAROL YOU KILLED HER'
'Idc I paint the town red'

by Slay what you wanna slay September 24, 2023

Painting the town red

When members of Team Valor go from gym to gym in Pokémon Go, battling them and claiming them for Team Valor, it is said that they are painting the town red.

For Team Mystic is is called painting to town blue.

Towns do not get painted yellow very often due to the lack of number of players on Team Instinct.

Her and I went out last night to play Pokémon Go, we were painting the town red.

by Arceus777 September 20, 2017