surly for wood

To exhibit surly behaviors to the extreme; oozing surliness. To be in a mood so foul and miserable that one might question if someone had pissed in your Cheerios that morning. This behavior can also be caused by having your panties in a wadded up bunch in your butt crack. An unmatched display of profanity for no apparent reason.

Ken: "God-Damn, son-of-a-bitch. Shit."
Charlie: "Geez Ken, what's up with you today? You are surly for wood" Ken: "Shut up Charlie and get me some dip."

by Not Important Information October 04, 2006

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Browns Woods

Place in Annapolis, by the Annapolis Bridge. Kinda low income but aint to bad. Most ppl black. Aint too bad of a neighborhood but ppl around the suburbs say its hard. idk.

Browns woods niggaz say throw up that diamond

by ClapUpYaBrain September 11, 2005

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Windsor Woods

A neighborhood in Virginia Beach Virginia. Known for the dopest chicks, most rowdy dudes and the kushiest of kush. Not far from the Oceanfront, not far from "Downtown" -- right where it needs to be. Pharrell lived in this hood... enough
said. Simply lay your middle finger over your ring finger and and send your fore and pinky fingers to the coasts... if it looks like a W -- you've done it. Windsor Woods baby.

Olivia: Do you know Lori ?
Dave: Yes, she is from Windsor Woods

by B Donna July 31, 2008

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b-wood

another name for the town of Blythewood, South Carolina, home of Blythewood High School (established 2005), the 3A State Champions in football in their first year having a varsity team.

I'm going to b-wood, cause they got the best parties. (which they do)

by Karlye March 22, 2007

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tiger woods

the flat out man. best athlete we have possible ever seen. tiger continues to break records year after year (many of them his own). arguably the best golfer ever. currently has 12 major victories, 6 shy of Jack Nicklaus's 18 which is the most all time. leaps and bounds beyond his competition. he has 53 tounament wins on the pga tour at age 30. and oh sorry that he doesn't smile more on the course, he's actually in whats called the zone, and has a quite possibly the highest concentration level of any human being. in 2000, 2001 he won all four majors in a row, a feat only comparable to the great Bobby Jones grand slam. since it wasn't in a calender year its not considered a grand slam by some. The Tiger slam is what it has been called. Tiger said "hey i have all four trophies on my mantle at home"

There is always someone better at golf than you unless your name is Tiger Woods.

by butter2 September 05, 2006

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