by E.E.K. October 27, 2010
Get the Human Extraordinairemug. Men tend to use their penises as human rulers.
Chris knew each of his feet was exactly twelve inches,so instead of using a tape-measure to measure the wall,he walked next to the wall putting one foot next to the other.
Jack used his 12-incher to measure the ruler and make sure it was exactly 12 inches.
Arwin knew most markers are 6 inches because the were the same size as his dick.
I had trouble writing examples for this definition,so I used my three-inch long middle fingers and found out the average business card is about 3.25 by 2 inches.
Chris knew each of his feet was exactly twelve inches,so instead of using a tape-measure to measure the wall,he walked next to the wall putting one foot next to the other.
Jack used his 12-incher to measure the ruler and make sure it was exactly 12 inches.
Arwin knew most markers are 6 inches because the were the same size as his dick.
I had trouble writing examples for this definition,so I used my three-inch long middle fingers and found out the average business card is about 3.25 by 2 inches.
by My social security number is.. July 18, 2012
Get the human rulermug. YulkyTulky and her alt accounts.
by Origin_meme_man October 18, 2020
Get the Human Trashmug. When a girl takes a hit from a vape, then she proceeds to give a man a blowjob while slowly exhaling, making it look like she is smoking his dick.
by Cool kids 26 May 21, 2017
Get the human cigarmug. by Oooof Me October 29, 2018
Get the Best Humanmug. while having sex the male pours flour and eggs into her vagina and beats it with his dick creating a dough.
by Matt et Scott May 9, 2008
Get the the human bakerymug. Any person who can survive unimaginable amounts of trauma (inflicted by others, and self inflicted). In other words, a total badass. The human cockroach can survive in the harshest of environments, just like the cockroach insect.
-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, he’s into cock and roaches...
-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, he’s into cock and roaches...
Guy A. “Who’s that weird looking dude?”
Guy B. “Oh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, I’m surprised he’s still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!”
Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...”
Guy B. “Oh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, I’m surprised he’s still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!”
Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...”
by st31n3r December 17, 2021
Get the Human Cockroachmug.