A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.
Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
by BaneofyourExistence April 8, 2007
Get the Hobo Panda Bearmug. Dude I hobo flipped last week and was up for 5 days carpet farming just to find one last piece of crack or tweak on the floor.
by TacoTheGod February 27, 2021
Get the Hobo Flipmug. Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.
Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.
Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.
Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”
“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023
Get the Hobo Magicianmug. Referring to a unfortunate/hurtful situation, as in the life of a hobo. It is what is, time to move on.
That relationship was all around hobo-hurt.
by CunningBubble May 19, 2025
Get the Hobo-hurtmug. Hobos Lunchbox:
Eating a girl out when she hasnt showered in a couple days when her crotch smells like piss and shit and hot sweaty fish found in a dumpster.
Eating a girl out when she hasnt showered in a couple days when her crotch smells like piss and shit and hot sweaty fish found in a dumpster.
I went camping with my girlfriend last weekend. I was in the mood for fish tacos but ended up getting a hobo's lunchbox.
by Hugh J. Ness February 9, 2020
Get the Hobo's Lunchboxmug. When taking a shower from a bridge gutter or a roof gutter, or any urban or infrastructure that permits a artisanal, redemptory shower
by boneshaker July 26, 2020
Get the hobo showermug. by FaZeDJTEL_YT October 19, 2020
Get the hobo lightermug.