Someone who is lost but not wanting to be found; may be under the influence of alcohol or street drugs-that for the most part of their time, during the day and night, spend walking city streets of cities in random locations throughout the world using Google Map-particularly, the street level cam option.
Bob was my best friend, until he started spending more time traveling on his computer with Google Map as a Google Map Hobo. He would much rather be "somewhere" else wandering aimlessly in some foreign city, than with me getting drunk in the bar.
by d.e.m.o. October 11, 2014

by SueDonim77 December 12, 2010

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.
Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."
"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."
"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
by happyjacks December 17, 2012

Man1: did you hear about the decrease in the homeless on the street
Man2: yes it’s because of hickton's hobos
Man2: yes it’s because of hickton's hobos
by Raven109 September 2, 2020

by Weena Chong July 5, 2022

A specialized filter that cleans digital conversations to be heard clearly and in a concise language.
"Hey did you even hear a word the boss just said?"
"No, I can't hear anything lately."
"Dude, you need to get your hobo filter cleaned!"
"No, I can't hear anything lately."
"Dude, you need to get your hobo filter cleaned!"
by Vash8504 December 15, 2011
