Hairy bowling ball

A coconut 🥥

Brad: What is a hairy bowling ball?

Me: A coconut?

by EpicFireLess November 8, 2021

Hairy meat wallet

A hairy vagina, commonly mistaken with women whom either have or have had the meat sweats.

"Hey Jasmyn do you have a hairy meat wallet?"
"No I just have the meat sweats"

by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017

hairy stinky twat

an unshaved, shitty smelling twat, or cunt, if you wanna be politically correct.these can be rectified with simple tools like a razor, or soap, wich can be found at many locations world wide.

i was hanging with my girl, i was gonna go down on her so i gave her the finger test...man im glad i did!, boy did she have a hairy stinky twat!

by fat nutz October 14, 2007

Hairy Hat Man

Hairy Hat Man- a term for a very hairy vagina.

Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.

I'm away to shear down my Hairy Hat Man

by noodles2011-- January 18, 2011

Hairy Faced Whore

Before you have sex with a girl you must shave your pubes and then keep them in your hand. After cumming on her face, throw the pubes onto the cum so that they stick to her face.

I just made that hoe-bag a hairy faced whore.

by Jon February 27, 2005

hairy axe wound

a womens vagina. fish taco bearded clam cunt salmon canyon pink taco vertical smile

dude, your grandma had the nastiest hairy axe wound. look like she was chopped with a rusty axe

by dr.frank December 21, 2006

Hairy Poon Typhoon

An extremely hairy vagina, that is dripping wet

When I went down on the bitch I met at the bar, I simply refused because of that hairy poon typhoon in her panties.

by VelvetFog January 13, 2015