Squid Grip

When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.

That girls pussy got that squid grip, she almost dethroned me as king of the pull out game.

by King Lurgi September 15, 2021

Grip of Minutes

When the duration between a particular activity has been an exceedingly long time.

Larry: Let’s go to the casino and play blackjack.
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!

by LGEND24_2 February 28, 2019

bishy grip

The bishy grip (or bishops grip) is a reverse , 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, mastered by the man himself , Dave the rave cabbage , the bishy grip can lead to one of 2 consequences, stinky fingers, or 12 hours in the cells and a ban from all night clubs in thr United Kingdom

I do the bishy grip dance move and it’s an instant bird killer

by Dave_cabbage October 23, 2022

A Grip

To signify a long amount of time passing

Oh I have not seen him in a grip

by James Macguire March 19, 2024

grip

atleast 100 dollars exscusively

hay boo my light bill due I need bout a grip

by howwesayit July 27, 2022

Virgin Mary Grip

The tightest pussy of them all, indescribable to the common man. one the real ones remember the day she was spread like peanut butter and really tested. Now shall we all pray to the grippiest of them all: نرجو أن نصلي إلى قبضة مريم العذراء المستقيمة من الأسفل التي حررتنا نحن البشر من تفاوتات العدم. آمين

She had some Virgin Mary grip to her

by Shagging Rn December 30, 2023

Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025