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Geek Logic

An attempt by an individual to defend overt jumps in logic made by film-makers and authors in science fiction and fantasy movies or books. To go beyond what is obvious (or semi-obvious) to the average move-goer or book-reader to defend what was poor planning on the part of the creator. Be it anachronisms, poor research or cheap shortcuts to move a plot along. Geeks are FAMOUS for coming up with excuses as to why something in a favored movie was not self-evident to one of its critics. Some twisty "clever" explanation outside of what is available in the actual film is the geeks explanation. Usually some thought that a character was having about the situation, or some magical math that's only available in the sci-fi world in which the genre occurs.
Astrophysicist: A parsec is a measure of space and not time, so how could Han Solo have "made the Kessel Run in under 12 Parsecs"? It makes no sense!

Geek Logician: You see Kessel runners had to deposit smuggled spice shipments in between freighters traveling at a fixed speed, so that the shorter distance covered by said freighters during a Run was regarded as bragging rights.
by Douche Bigalow May 25, 2008
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super geek

a geek that is far more geeky then normal. does things that take a lot more work for no reason just because it is "cool"
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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Geekasaurus

A geek to the max. A straight up geek on INSANE levels. A big, DUMB ASS geek mofo!
Very similar to a Nerdasaurus. Maybe they're a related species.
Why you hang with that fool, man. He's a straight up Geekasaurus
by CheeseBurglar April 10, 2007
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geek punk

a geek punk is a new steriotypical genre, usually one who dosent want to be emo/goth or anything like that.
they usually listen to any kind of rock music, nintendo t-shirts, have belt buckles in the shape of a vintage games console controller, and wear either baggy jeans, camo trousers or staright leg jeans.
they cant call me emo, cos im a geek punk
by kai the pie January 11, 2007
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Gecko

A Person Who Is Extremely Good At Scaling Urban Buildings, Or Natural Rock Formations. These People Are Usually Experienced Rock Climbers, Or Involved In Parkour. These People Are Categorized By Their Large Amounts Of Energy.

Can Also Be Used To Describe A Group Of These People, Called Geckos Or Gecko When Describing An Individual Person
Gecko:

Guy 1:Wow, Dude Gecko Here Just Jumped Over My SUV, Damm

Guy 2: Dude Now Hes Running Up The Fire Escape, Look At Him Go!.

Geckos: Dude I Was Hanging With These Guy Who Were Doing Parkour, A Bunch Of Fucking Geckos, Dammmm

EX:A Rock Climbing Expedition
by Psyris February 12, 2010
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geekard

Someone who is both a geek and a retard.
Lord, James is such a geekard!
by Marylin May 30, 2005
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Geek bling bling

Flashy high tech items, often accessories to other high tech items such as cell phones and PCs.

Examples are metal (often chrome or gold) plated USB Flash Drives & Bluetooth headsets
Our hardware engineer wears that Flash Drive like Geek bling bling
by SPOCK2 December 9, 2008
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