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Gary

Gary is the embodiment of time eternalism. He exudes great power in controlling space-time continuum akin to the ability of Dr Strange. Strange indeed, a round of a good ol' game of four zephyr winds with Gary seems to last for a lifetime. In other non-worldly affairs, Gary assumes a cute lil sea snail character from the cartoon SpongeBob Square Pants. Gary is also an avid music lover and his favorite song is by Niall Horan, the lyrics start with "We should take this back to my place"...
Gary is a nice guy. He makes time spent with him feel like forever. It's a good thing, no?
by hellogreatworld November 23, 2021
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Gary

a guy who wears those big round glasses, a bow tie, and suspenders. he has seen Star Trek at least 24 times. His real name is like Gariel or something. he looks a lot like Flanders.
by man slender March 6, 2021
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Gary Jones

Multiple use name for a male human who seems nice and normal, but is actually strange, has several identities and whos origin is unknowably deep and complex.
The Police officer said, "Gary Jones ovah here killed three people in his basement, neighbours said he seemed like just a normal Milkmun!"
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Gary

Someone who is moving slow or acting slow
Come on you Gary ass bitch

You’re Gary asf
by -mara October 15, 2019
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Gary Trey Chan

Dumbass Incel. Short and asian. Gets no bitches and fucking dies every time he sees a girl
Look its GARY TREY CHAN
by LONGDONGHAVER September 30, 2022
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Stephen Gary

a history teacher in the world renowned St Mary's Cathedral College he like boy penises. He is the the type of white person who doesn't care what you get as a mark as long as you tried.
A famous quote by him is, "If you get 30%, but you tried, I done care, but if you get 70% but were capable of getting 90%, now we have a problem."
Stephen Gary was whispered to me that I got a good mark, even though the mark was 65%.
by comradezelensky May 1, 2022
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Gary

Someone who is everyone's uncle
Person A: Hey Gary.
Person B: Who is Gary?
Person A: Our uncle.
by ASimpleHuman May 4, 2023
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