Fucking the Couch

Staying in a Relationship with someone who brings little to the relationship, especially in bed.

When you realize that your sex partner or FWB could be anyone, and has no special meaning to you.

You might as well be Fucking the Couch

"Are you still seeing that girl?"

"Yeah, I am still Fucking the Couch!"

by JimmyJamez November 16, 2011

fucking a goose

To screw some thing up or currently screwing something up

Yo mike is fucking a goose with that tee shirt business

by Biggecheese69 August 23, 2018

Fucking Gorgeous

Sierra. Seriously it's Sierra she's fucking stunning like holy shit 😍

"Sierra is fucking gorgeous. Am I right or am I right?"

by LeaveMehAlone September 27, 2018

fucking pizdetz

When you speak English and spend time around Russian speakers you adopt co-slang and thus Fucking Pizdetz was born.

Basically means:

Pizdetz is a Russian word that originally came from pizda which means pussy (vagina) but it’s mostly used as slang when something sucks or is fucked.

MDMAnya’s jacket is fucking pizdetz = MDMAnya’s jacket is really fucking shitty.

Fucking Pizdetz:

Fucking Shit
Fucking Crap
Fuck This Shit
This shit is fucked

This is fucked up shit
This shit is fucked up
The fucked up shit is fucked
Fucking fuck

This shit is fucking pizdetz!

This coffee is fucking pizdetz because it’s actually poop.

I fucked your mom and it was fucking pizdetz because she shit in the bed.

by Mr. Pizdetz February 19, 2019

Fucking Fuck Ass Tard Bitch Ass

A female or Male who goes and I oop and also sksksksksksk but is also a sjw *social justice warrior* but worst of is working for EA

:Henry: wow she is being such a dumb ass bitch social ass sksksksk warrior looking ass bitch

:Kyle:Oh you mean a Fucking Fuck Ass Tard Bitch Ass

by GoldenPlateYT August 28, 2019

fucking a corpse back to life

when one decides to put their gentiles into a non breathing human often their grandmother and then proceeding to pound them to mars and back until their heart begins to beat

girl: omg grandmas just died

boy: aight lemme just fuck her corpse back to life
fucking a corpse back to life

by eatmyasshole December 1, 2019

fucking dog sucking bitch

Some thing you say to some one when they kill you in a game

*dies in game* OH MY FUCKING GOD HE IS A FUCKING DOG SUCKING BITCH

by Conner, The Recorder Of Justin March 8, 2021