Frosty Long John

A kind of doughnut, referred to in the Sinbad movie ‘First Kid.’; Another word for penis, esp. after orgasm

I told them to suck my frosty long john.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

frosty little cunt

The holy grail of swear words

Jenavie is such a frosty little cunt

by Gunfire December 9, 2015

Frosty Tip

The head of a penis not cleaned some time after ejaculating.

He asked her lovingly is she wanted another round with his now frosty tip.

by genePulley May 3, 2024

Frosty Carlos

To get a Frosty Carlos is to be fucked within an inch of ones' life, typically as a result massive trauma

Thing 1: "What happened to Jim?"

Thing 2: "Maeve gave him a Frosty Carlos..."
Thing 1: "That explains the crutches and neck brace."
Thing 2: "Yeah, what a lucky guy."

by swirlyskull May 5, 2023

Frosty Gravy

When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray, put a popsicle stick in it and let it freeze. Once frozen, your partner proceeds to have coitus with said popsicle. The Frosty Gravy then melts becoming a delicious, creamy snack.

Hey John, I'd like some Frosty Gravy for breakfast tomorrow!

by Diabolical Pigg June 5, 2023

Frosti

Frothy white prostitute squirt

He licked the Frosti off the Prosti

by AnonymousGilly December 9, 2019

Hot Frosty

"A hot frosty is when someone who is lactose intolerant drinks a gallon of milk then shits all over their friend's bare ass to the Harlem shake."

I can't believe you're just now finding out that Blippi did the hot frosty on that dude.

by Chromacorn December 27, 2024