by AUG u wot m8 July 8, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. A recently discovered type of abdominal cancer that by stage 2 hijacks the nervous system by attaching itself to the spine and releasing specific euphoric chemicals produced by cell degeneration. it's usually caused by prolonged exposure to what's called "digital aids" which describes stuff like tiktok, vine compilations, and a plethora of different "influencers". some symptoms of this type of cancer include:
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.
by anonymous November 12, 2019
Get the fortnitemug. Fortnite
A game played bY virgins Who love watching PornHub
No but I played fortnite does that count?
No but i plaYED fortnite and fucked a Pussy while watching Porn
A game played bY virgins Who love watching PornHub
No but I played fortnite does that count?
No but i plaYED fortnite and fucked a Pussy while watching Porn
by VinceThatGuy April 16, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. A game played by only the most fierce autistic virgin warriors. If one is struck by the wrath of a fortnite warrior then you have no chance of survival so for your own sake, stay clear, these deadly fighters are the most powerful beings ever created.
Greg: ur gay
Brody warren: how dare you insult the tier 100 fortnite king and ruler of the universe!
Greg: forgive me master, I was unaware of your great power, I shall serve you as your slave until my impending death
Brody warren: how dare you insult the tier 100 fortnite king and ruler of the universe!
Greg: forgive me master, I was unaware of your great power, I shall serve you as your slave until my impending death
by Anterior deltoid May 13, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. girlfriend: “babe why aren’t you answering me?”
“babe”
“hello”
“what are you doing”
boyfriend: “ yo dumbass started blowing up my phone and made me lose in fortnite”
“babe”
“hello”
“what are you doing”
boyfriend: “ yo dumbass started blowing up my phone and made me lose in fortnite”
by youngb0 May 28, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. by Peppa_pig October 18, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. A virgin's game
by Biggie Cheese 69 November 12, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug.